Joseph James Brewing Company's Alpine Wit

Same as the last post, too many witbiers.

This one pours a dull orangey brownish, like an juice sauce with no preservatives that's starting to turn because it's been out of the fridge too long. No head. At all. Is this even a beer? An average of one carbonation bubble every second. Maybe. Not good.

Almost no smell, but what very little there is smells like the chemical/plastic smell that I've become accustomed to in this style.

Well, it has more taste than smell, and is low in the plastic taste, but high in adjunct grains as well. Feels dead. Tastes flat. I hope it's just out of date. If this is how they make their beers on purpose, they'll be out of business soon.