San Miguel's Dark Lager

Here's how you know you have a problem--even a crap beer is a must-buy because you haven't seen the dark version of the crap beer you've had before.

Pours a deep brown, with a nice tan head that's fizzy like it should be for a lager. Smells sickly sweet though, and a bit like raisins. I hate that I just used that word in describing a beer. Someone please shoot me if I ever say 'cloying'.

Eh. Just a stronger Budweiser. A little sweeter, a little more roasted, and a little more bitter. Not a very good beer, because it's just too sweet.