Margaritaville Brewing Company's Landshark Lager

This is the height of my self-loathing. You see, if I can get a single of a beer, I have to buy it. It's like my compulsion to buy stouts, but knowing it'll be bad. I don't know what it is. I hate everything about this beer in advance. An American Macro, that is sure to be more like Corona than Budweiser, which I actually like. Jimmy Buffett sucks ass. And Florida sucks. So I know it's going to suck.

Pours a very clear yellow with a fizzy white head.

You know, it smells like a mils Czech pilsner. No, German. It's sweeter and maltier than a Czech. Surprising.

Yep, there's where it goes downhill--in the taste. Much like a Corona. Kind of a European golden lager--weak and watery. No body, just an adjunct taste with weak bitterness and lame aftertaste.

So, on top of sucking, that bastard Jimmy Buffett teased me with a decent smell. Assface.

Lone Star Brewing Company's Lone Star Beer

You have to love a beer that tells you on the label it's beer. Not ale, not lager, beer. Lone Star Beer.

It's here just because. No serious critique, no goofy explanation of smells and tastes, just a record because I had a couple today. And I loved them too. Straight up, from a can, perfect for summer and chili or steak, or BBQ. Smoother than the major macros, and brewed in Texas. Good stuff.