Margaritaville Brewing Company's Landshark Lager

This is the height of my self-loathing. You see, if I can get a single of a beer, I have to buy it. It's like my compulsion to buy stouts, but knowing it'll be bad. I don't know what it is. I hate everything about this beer in advance. An American Macro, that is sure to be more like Corona than Budweiser, which I actually like. Jimmy Buffett sucks ass. And Florida sucks. So I know it's going to suck.

Pours a very clear yellow with a fizzy white head.

You know, it smells like a mils Czech pilsner. No, German. It's sweeter and maltier than a Czech. Surprising.

Yep, there's where it goes downhill--in the taste. Much like a Corona. Kind of a European golden lager--weak and watery. No body, just an adjunct taste with weak bitterness and lame aftertaste.

So, on top of sucking, that bastard Jimmy Buffett teased me with a decent smell. Assface.